That’s an example of the depressingly funny captions written and partnered up with modernist house photos from past photo shoots from the pages of Dwell Magazine over at Unhappy Hipsters. The Tumblr blog seems to be a bit off on the “hipster” label (in our hood, hipsters rent, not own expensive modernist showcases), but then again, we’re not complaining too much when we can enjoy such gems as: “He is sad because his house looks like an elementary school. And all the children have died.”